Letter 13

 This is Sister Milne and Sister Hirst!

Hey people of the human world

This past week has honestly been insane!!! well I face timed my family yesterday! hurray! best. day. ever!! im so happy everyone is doing awesome! even my brother who fell asleep on the floor...  ok so this past week has had lots of ups and downs!!  sister hirst saw a naked man! eewww so that was scaring! here are some of the most amazing quotes! "I used to sit in and smoke weed all day, everyday. now ive slowed down and go out n stuff." -Michael W. he than agreed to quit smoking! he also said "Ive always wondered why and how you guys were always so happy! now i know!!" ahh! he says some of the most amazing beautiful inspiring things! a few days later we had an appt with him and he wouldn't even come to the door! some lady answered saying that he doesnt want to talk today, he doesnt want to anymore. and that he is uncomfortable talking to us! WHAT? so our logic is that he was high and didnt know what he was saying.. basically we got dumped :( so our plan is to go back and teach our other gators and than he will have a stronger desire to take the lessons again... all we need is time... sometimes time is stupid. but than i love it! hahaha  So another story is that one day we were teaching this part member family, and we were feeling the spirit, the part of baptism was about to be brought up when there was a knock on the door. It was the elders!!!! they didn't know we were there! crazy!! they walked in and saw us on the couch and were like What?? walked out with their hands in the air, we were laughing, they were giggling. they came in for a sec, said sorry and awkwardly backed out hahahaha what are the odds of that happening? haha some woman told us how we scare people away, and how people who don't know who we are, are just scared of us! we were like why? we don't look scary! i though we were pretty cute and nice but nope hahaha anyway!!  oh we were teaching a lesson outside and sitting, and some guy who we call alien man because he walks like the aliens off of "signs"... anyway he was riding his bike through the complex ( we see him EVERYWHERE...) and he turned and he rode past. he did a double take, said "hey ladies" then nearly ran into a car hahahahahah we were all laughing so hard!! it may or may not have postponed the spirit for a minute... but don't worry! we got right back into it and he said he'd stop smoking! sweetness right??  lol here is another quote "a real man knows how to cry." Freddrick W. all the quotes are from zoramites(gangsters) and apostate zoramites! and yes they have dreads! i love dreads and corn rows! its crazy how much i love it!! next time you see me i will have dreads! bahahhaha so there is this park by our house where we go run. and one day we had old bread so were like lets go feed the turtles! so we did! i swear like 20 turtles were there! it was awesome! they were swimmin around fighting over bread! so cute! i will waste bread feeding turtles. yes they are so cute!! alright i cant hold it in any longer. im training! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im not ready! im so scared! is president crazy!!!!?!?!?! im going to ruin a missionary :( i may or may not be freaking out right now!! blllaaahhhh!!!!!!!!! but you know what? i don't have to move, sis hirst will be in my district :) and elder rhoads will still be here! he is also in our ward! this will be interesting! blaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! ga im so nervous!! im super awkward and newish! this. will. be. interesting... but im driving! yeay!!! not that i don't like sis hirst driving. but i like driving. so look out world! imma driving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!! hahahaha well until next week. ill let ya know how im surviving! ill just buy ice cream and eat it all the time! im done running every morning! haha jk ill keep it up until i like it... well! take care of missionaries! give them referrals and give out book of mormons! it helps soooo much!! I love you all! and am glad im here!! don't forget me! XOXOX

Sis Milne